See, I don’t need a TV
Because anything cool that happens on TV is on Tumblr within the hour
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"I want all these young people to be getting a higher education, and I don’t want them loaded up with tens of thousands of dollars of debt just to get an education. That’s how we make America great.
Of course, that means all of you all have got to hit the books. I’m just saying. Don’t cheer and then you didn’t do your homework.
Because that’s part of the bargain—America says we will give you opportunity, but you’ve got to earn your success.
You’re competing against young people in Beijing and Bangalore. They’re not hanging out. They’re not playing video games. They’re not watching “Real Housewives.” I’m just saying. It’s a two-way street. You’ve got to earn success.
That wasn’t in my prepared remarks. But I’m just saying."President Obama today, keeping it real (via barackobama)
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The Main Event
at first i though you were holding the lamp so i thought you were going to shove a lamp in some gurls’ vagina~~I can do that too
Ima call it
The Surprise Ending
(via metagrossi)
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PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
(Source: animations-swf-arena, via akos-tacos)
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Home is where ever I’m with you…
The only place I actually consider home I’m not allowed to live until I’m 18..
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If I get a bunny that looks something like this, what should I name it?
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YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?
IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN
INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT
OH SORRY YOU CAN’T MAKE HEALTH INSURANCE JOKES ANYMORE
(via metagrossi)
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The American Dream is dead.
The American Dream, just like George Washington, is dead. Unlike George Washington, however, no one ever bothered to bury the American Dream. Instead of giving the dream a proper burial, we’ve stood the old lady up like a scarecrow, perverted her with makeup and a boob job, and then sat her out by the statue of liberty to mock incoming immigrants.
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IT’S FUTURE DAY! Remember in Back To the Future, where Doc sets the DeLorean to a future date? That date is TODAY!
(Source: blownoffstrangersandhotrodangels, via metagrossi)
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"A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst. There are, for the sake of comparison, more than 100,000 cells in the brain of a fly. If our concern is about suffering in this universe, it is rather obvious that we should be more concerned about killing flies than about killing three-day-old human embryos… Many people will argue that the difference between a fly and a three-day-old human embryo is that a three-day-old human embryo is a potential human being. Every cell in your body, given the right manipulations, every cell with a nucleus is now a potential human being. Every time you scratch your nose, you’ve committed a holocaust of potential human beings… Let’s say we grant it that every three-day-old human embryo has a soul worthy of our moral concern. First of all, embryos at this stage can split into identical twins. Is this a case of one soul splitting into two souls? Embryos at this stage can fuse into a chimera. What has happened to the extra human soul in such a case? This is intellectually indefensible, but it’s morally indefensible given that these notions really are prolonging scarcely endurable misery of tens of millions of human beings, and because of the respect we accord religious faith, we can’t have this dialogue in the way that we should. I submit to you that if you think the interests of a three-day-old blastocyst trump the interests of a little girl with spinal cord injuries or a person with full-body burns, your moral intuitions have been obscured by religious metaphysics."
— Sam Harris, on stem cell research.
(via lexatu)
(Source: bostonwalkforchoice, via lexatu)
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They had to take a picture of a naked or almost naked little girl in order to photoshop the hands in.
That’s child pornography.
(via metagrossi)
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Yay!
Computer is back!
had to do a system restore though so all my settings are how the were a year ago
its like going back in time…
still working on getting my files back.
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Afternoon Snack: Peanut, a baby eastern box turtle, nom noms a raspberry the size of his freakin’ head.
(Source: thedailywhat)
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